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You don’t need to rub it in

I received the e-mail message below — this is it in its entirety. No effort to try and sell me anything or take me to a link. Just a quick note to be as hurtful as possible in as few words as possible.

From: Jill Daugherty [mailto:occupantyr411@fmbc.net]
Sent: Monday, May 26, 2008 1:22 PM
To: Ed Harrison
Subject: best

 

your life is crap

Donna from nimbler.net knows how to hurt a guy

From: Donna [mailto:Dylan@nimbler.net]
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2007 9:58 AM
To: Corel list
Subject: RE:

Your penis is no thicker than a toothbrush. Gain some girth with Penis Enlarge Patch.

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She does make a compelling argument. I didn’t realize that the measure that defines a narrow member is a "toothbrush." What kind of toothbrush are we talking here? Some of those battery-powered ones have some girth.

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