With apologies to FoodontheFood, whose style I am biting:
- Drink too much coffee. Check.
- Get yelled at by senior VP of corporate communications for major media conglomerate. Blog about it. Check. Check.
- Make joke suggesting that marketing departments utilize an "All Lite-Brite Strategy" to at least two clients. Check.
- Make reference to Harvard striking "Faustian bargain" in re: to potential new president with last name "Faust." Assume I am the first to do so even though I cannot possibly be. Check. Check.
- Suggest that people call me "The Apostle of Hustle" after hearing the name of the great splinter group from the band Broken Social Scene. Check.
Try to find another Kansan to replace our first-ever Kansan at fama PR, the irreplacable Bryce (photo at right courtesy of Keri Bertolino). Pending. (It’s his last day today.)- Try to avoid the temptation of lying down after putting Jacob down to bed, in order to keep from sleeping from 845- 3 a.m. and then being wide awake. Pending.
- Try to avoid eating two or three big cookies when I’m wide awake at 3 a.m. Pending.
- Blog about how former rapper Sinister Prime Minister Pete Nice of 3rd Bass is now baseball historian Peter J. Nash. Pending.
- Catch up on the seven episodes of House, three episodes of The Office and 10+ episodes of The Colbert Report currently on TiVo. Pending.
- Exercise, eat right, read more, write more, meditate, settle on religion to practice, etc. Pending.
