I wish I actually owed a Canadian some money, because that would be a great headline were it in context. I really enjoy writing headlines, particularly for boring press releases. My all-time favorites: Referencing MC Hammer in this SPSS release headline ("Ring the Bell, School’s Back" — he says it after one of the breakdowns in "U Can’t Touch This"); and, dream come true, when some U.S. Team at the 1996 Paralympics (forget the sport) beat the Czech Republic, the incredibly trite "US Bounces Czechs" (in the daily newsletter … believe me, even if the Czechs had won, I would have somehow used that).
Anyway, I was trying to come up with a clever headline today that includes Canada because my Canadian client contact came to town for a brainstorm meeting, and since we don’t have an office yet, I hosted him and a colleague at my home. It seemed odd to be having a positioning discussion on the future of WordPerfect (and the future looks bright!) in front of my cats, and having the ability to throw in a load of laundry during a client-meeting break. One bit of upside: we ate a buffet lunch at Diva, and since I spilled chicken tika masala on my shirt, I was able to change when I got home. Another upside: since I was hosting the meeting in my house, I changed into a Celtics sweatshirt. I wasn’t able to join everyone’s favorite Ottawaphile for tonight’s Bruins/Maple Leafs game (given that I’m away most of next week, I felt another night out was probably a bad idea) but given that the B’s lost 10-2, it doesn’t seem like a bad decision to offer my seat up to Mr. Watson.
Next week, I will be at the incredibly crazy CES in Vegas (as a gadget guy, I am incredibly geeked up although I won’t have a lot of time to see much other than the Corel booth) followed by a quick trip to Eden Prairie, Minn. for a meeting with Corel’s digital-imaging unit. Speaking of CES, I guess I need to get back to work on the CES writing on which I have been procrastinating. *Sigh*.
One other note — banks, dry cleaners, stores: if you regularly offer up lollipops for the kids, for the love of God, please make sure you keep your supply stocked. Jacob enjoys our treks to the dry cleaners because of the lollipops … and tonight, they didn’t have any. And come to find out, preschoolers don’t really understand retailers’ lollipop supply-chain issues so much.